You’re a mechanical engineer who moved to Melbourne, but instead of fixing machines, you’re out here fixing exposure levels on wedding photos. You spent years grinding in engineering, only to become the guy who tells couples to “look natural” while posing them like mannequins. And let’s talk about that networking—big dreams of connecting with Engineers Australia, but your biggest success so far? Getting a LinkedIn request accepted. Slow down, Elon Musk.

You hit the gym after five years and now act like you’re prepping for the Olympics. Meanwhile, you’re out here measuring gains in mirror selfies, not muscle. And don’t even start with the clean eating—two weeks in, and I bet you’d sell your soul for a late-night burger run.

Then there’s your business strategy—giving away free pre-wedding shoots like Oprah giving out cars. “You get a discount! You get a discount!” At this rate, your next ad will be “Book a wedding, and I’ll shoot your honeymoon for free.”

And finally, you’re job-hunting, tweaking that resume like it’s a NASA launch plan, looking for ways to say, “I was useful” without just listing “attended meetings” 50 times. But hey, keep at it—one day, you’ll land a gig where you’re not just engineering LinkedIn posts.

How was that? Or do you need a softer roast, like a caramel macchiato?

You’re a mechanical engineer who moved to Melbourne, but instead of fixing machines, you’re out here fixing exposure levels on wedding photos. You spent years grinding in engineering, only to become the guy who tells couples to “look natural” while posing them like mannequins. And let’s talk about that networking—big dreams of connecting with Engineers Australia, but your biggest success so far? Getting a LinkedIn request accepted. Slow down, Elon Musk.

You hit the gym after five years and now act like you’re prepping for the Olympics. Meanwhile, you’re out here measuring gains in mirror selfies, not muscle. And don’t even start with the clean eating—two weeks in, and I bet you’d sell your soul for a late-night burger run.

Then there’s your business strategy—giving away free pre-wedding shoots like Oprah giving out cars. “You get a discount! You get a discount!” At this rate, your next ad will be “Book a wedding, and I’ll shoot your honeymoon for free.”

And finally, you’re job-hunting, tweaking that resume like it’s a NASA launch plan, looking for ways to say, “I was useful” without just listing “attended meetings” 50 times. But hey, keep at it—one day, you’ll land a gig where you’re not just engineering LinkedIn posts.

How was that? Or do you need a softer roast, like a caramel macchiato?